You could be this guy!

If anyone has ever called you a Loser at least you know where you'll be accepted!

Dave, you were great but really... those burgers are not going to sell themselves.

Need a quick buck?

Curse you dinosaurs and your supreme intelligence!

Cause you know, clams and pianos are just two peas in a pod.

Plus side? Having a master's in S.Y.M probably means no interview. (Score.)

We are in a recession you know.

Greatest thing ever? Probably.

Not you Skeletor!!

(Via Huffington Post)

If You're 21 or older, want to be on TV and want to try and score some big cash... here's your big break!

CBS?s Big Brother is gearing up for another summer of fun!

Are you an outgoing, intriguing, competitive person who would make the perfect BIG BROTHER HouseGuest? Are you up for anything and everything? Are you ready to live inside the BIG BROTHER House with a group of strangers while multiple cameras record your every move and sound 24 hours a day, seven days a week? Are you willing to compete for half a million dollars against other participants as aggressive and ambitious as you are? If you can answer yes to these questions, you just might qualify as a contestant on BIG BROTHER.

Visit us in person at our LOS ANGELES Open Call:

SATURDAY, MARCH 27TH

11AM - 3PM

650 NORTH

650 North La Cienega Boulevard

Los Angeles, California 90069

To apply, go to www.CBS.com. Access to the Big Brother application can be found on the lower left side of the CBS home page.

Peter Graves, the orginial 'Mission Impossible' television star passed away yesterday of an apparent heart attack, days before his 84th birthday. But we couldn't give him a proper send off without showcasing his best work! Enjoy.

RIP Peter Graves

3/18/1926 - 3/14/2010

The Salvation Army is commemorating the 2-month anniversary of the quake in Haiti on March 12th and 13th, with an opportunity for 987 listeners to volunteer their time to help prepare "A Million Meals for Haiti."

The Salvation Army is looking for teams of 12 to work a four-hour shift on one of these two days to prepare a nutritious package of food that will be shipped to the earthquake ravaged island nation within 48 hours. It's not too late to make a difference.

Register for the "Million Meals for Haiti" event by calling 213-607-7314 or register as a volunteer online at www.salvationarmy-socal.org by clicking on "how to make a difference." Be sure to note that you're interested in the Million Meals for Haiti Event.

WHAT: Volunteers packing nutritious meals for the earthquake survivors of Haiti.

WHEN: Teams are being recruited for the following shifts:

Friday March 12

• 8:00 AM to 12:00 PM with 987s Darren & Mike
• 12:00 PM to 4:00 PM with 987s Kade
• 4:00 PM to 8:00 PM with 987s Trever and Julie Pilat

Saturday March 13

• 8:00 AM to 12:00 PM with 987s Vanessa and Brittny
• 12:00 PM to 4:00 PM with 987s Josh
• 4:00 PM to 8:00 PM with 987s Sam

WHERE: The Salvation Army's Bell Shelter Warehouse located at:

• 5600 Rickenbacker Rd. Building 1C and 1D, in Bell, Calif. 6 miles southeast of downtown L.A.

Catch me- Josh, TOMORROW from 12-4 with the entire 98.7 crew helping out and packaging meals for Haiti relief. It's never to late to make a difference. Come on down and help us help others.

If you helped out today you got to hang with these dudes:

Darren

Trev

and Kade.

Aren't they cute? But if you go TONIGHT you can hang out with

C.C Sheffield...a pretty big step up right? So come on down tonight and tomorrow and help 98.7 help Haiti. See you there.

A few months ago, rumors were spreading that Jessica Simpson and Billy Corgan (of the Smashing Pumpkins) were working on some new music together. Today, the song that they worked on was released. You can listen to it below or download it here. Judge for yourself [The Tripwire]

Also, it turns out Smashing Pumpkins are now searching for a new bassist and keyboard player. Billy Corgan will be using the same hiring process how they hired their current drummer. For more info, go here

Rumors are spreading that the Gorillaz will be joined on their upcoming tour by Clash members guitarist Mick Jones and bassist Paul Simonon. If the rumors are true, this doesn't come as much of a surprise considering Damon Albarn of Gorillaz has worked with Paul Simonon in the past on The Good, The Bad, & The Queen album [Spinner]

Below is the video for Gorillaz latest single "Stylo"

I watched this for the 90th time last last. How amazing is Grant? "How did a girl like you get to be a girl like you?" Genius